Oh My God, Oh My God

   

An old man was on the beach and

walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini,

"I want to feel your bre@sts" he

exclaimed.

"Get away from me, you crazy old

man" she replied.

"I want to feel your bre@sts, I will give

you twenty dollars," he says.

"Twenty dollars, are you nuts!? Get

away from me!"

"I want to feel your bre@sts, I will give

you ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS" he

stated.

"NO! Get away from me!" "TWO

HUNDRED DOLLARS" he offered.

She paused to think about it, but then

comes to her senses and said, "| said

NO!"

"FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS if you let

me feel your bre@sts"' he claimed.

She thought, well he is old, and he

seems harmless enough...and $500 IS

a lot of money..

"Well, OK...but only for a minute."

She loosened her bikini top and while

both are standing there on the beach,

he slid his hands underneath and

began to feel..

then he started saying, "OH MY GOD...

OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD.." whilehe

was caressing them.

Out of curiosity, she asked him, "Why

do you keep saying, Oh my god, oh

my god'?"

While continuing to feel

her bre@sts he answered,

"OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD...OH MY

GOD... OH MY GOD, where am I ever

going to get five hundred dollars?"